Young Writers Camp - Oakland: Scrumptious

Scrumptious

I like candy all kinds of things, I even like it better than shiny bling bling.

Laffy taffy that's the only thing that can probably last me.

Oooh, pizza is the one, order one box then I've only just begun.

I go to Candyland. I'm the chocolate man because that's how I look, so sweet, that's one of the candies that I eat.

I get so hungry I even eat the store. If I'm not full I come back for more.

Sure I'm the cookie monster. If I daydream and you look like a cookie, chunk ya.

So I split like a banana that's so great, that thing I didn't eat

Don't hate because I'm the candy man with Skittles in one hand, Snickers in the other

It's all undercover, I'm about to eat gummy bears, my stomach is unaware, and I don't give a care

I eat spaghetti because I'm always ready, and you know my personality because my name is Eddie.

AKA the candy man, I've got 400 fans and I'm worth about 900 grand.

I'm like the alligator. I sneak to your refrigerator. I don't eat your vegetables, I eat your meat.

I'm the candy lover and I'm telling you this rap is over.

by Eddie
Young Writers Camp, Oakland