The Bonkster

This morning I woke up

and my dad was in the shower!

I had to go to the bathroom,

and I felt like I had no power!

He was in there for 30, no 40 , no 50, no 60 minutes!

And then I started to change.

A fin on my back as sharp as a razor,

blades on my arms as long as a desk.

My biceps grew as big as a car!

My triceps grew as big as a truck!

And then I started turning...ugly.

My face looked like an alligator.

I had hoofs of an antelope on my head!

And legs of a donkey.

Arms of a monkey,

and large hairy feet!

I had turned into a Bonkster!

And an ugly one at that!