I am a chimpanzee because it's closest to a human. I am a turtle because I'm slow. I am a rock because I'm not that flexible. I am an instrument because I sing, whistle, and I have a voice. I am a river when I get thirsty. I am a plant because I am a living thing. I am a naturalist because I like nature. I am a monkey because I am not neat. I am water when I sweat.

# - Jim Hughes - 7/13/06; 7:11:12 PM -