by Remy and Mika

Bunny: "Hey, Kangaroo, I told everyone I beat you in a race."

Kangaroo: "You mean yesterday's race! I totally whipped you in that race."

Bunny: "So, I'm going to beat you in the Great Race."

Kangaroo: "Are not!"

Bunny: "Are too!"

Kangaroo: "Are not!"

Bunny: "We'll find out at the Great Race, won't we?"

Kangaroo: "Yeah, we will. Everyone will see that I totally whipped your butt."

Bunny: "We'll see about that, luzer!"

Bunny and Kangroo go to the race.

Kangaroo: "Hey, Bunny, you look like a luzer today."

Bunny: "Oh yeah? You look like you're sleeping in your underwear at the Great Race."

Kangaroo: "Oh yeah . . . ?"

Voice: "Ready! Set! Go!!!!!"

Kangaroo: "Oh, someone just said 'Ready! Set! Go!' But anyways . . ."

Bunny is way up ahead.

Bunny: "Hey, luzer, don't you know you have to run to win the race?"

Bunny wins just as Kangaroo is about to start running.

Kangaroo: "Bunny, you're not being fair! You put jelly on my feet so I couldn't move."

To be continued . . . 

# - Jim Hughes - 7/12/06; 1:02:05 PM -