It was friday the 14th. I stayed up all night, waiting for IT. Suddenly, BOOM! The door was knocked down I could see a lone figure in the mist of smoke. It was...Ned the tax collector. Yes, it was tax day, and all the tax collectors were out to collect $$$. As Ned went about the room looking for thigs to sell or spend, I could only try to stop him. Finally he said,"What the @#$& are you trying to do to me?"(that was after i started attacking him with the machette) I replied," Im trying to stop you from taking all my cash you @#$%&?*"

Alexander's library burned down and we lost many historic writings.

There were pyramids in Egypt that were built to reincarnate pharohs.

He walks in
nervous
takes roll call
"Mariah?"
Not again!
"It's Maiah!"
Takes out
a book
for history
Who wants
to read?
"Mariah?"
Not again!

The Great Wall of China was built in China. It was built to block invaders from the north from attacking.

Count fleecy sheep
Stare at the glowing moon
Count the stars
Read books by a flashlight
Be a human thesaurus
Think of what I'll dream about
Count the airplanes in the sky
Check under the bed for monsters
Count the seconds with the clock
Listen to your favorite shell

Hybrid

Prologue

A thousand years ago in the year of 2213 all of Earth was united under one goverment called the United Nation. But they were opposed by a religious group who called themselves the Skulls. This group taught it's disciples animalisic behavior and gruesome sacrificial habits. They held the forces of the UN at a standstill for years with the help of extensive, and secret funding by rich disciples who did not place themselves with the Skulls openly. After years of violence the war was over. The UN found the Skulls guilty for high treason and murder of many innocents in a sacrificil way. For this crime all Skulls were to be transported to the exile planet Threa IV.In the last throes of the battle all Skulls terroritory was effectivily bombed by radiation bombs killing thousands by radiation sickness. This was thought of wit little concern. However for that percentile that did survive were changed greatly. Most of these survivors were turned into the aggressive animals that they acted like. Their strength and endurance was enhanced greatly. Their physical form began to look less and less human. While the emotion aggressivness and all the emotions that come with it enhanced as wll. Leaving them practically animals, but more efficient killers. One down fall of their mutation was loss of inteligence leaving them animals, predators with nothing on mind but killing. For the small amount of other survivors, their mutation was much different. They were anomalies, an unforseen mutation. Their brains increase in size by 50% and they did not use the average percent of their brain as humans but used 35%, 25% above normal. A side effect of this increase in brain size and usage unlocked great telekinitc abilities, but limited telepathic abilities. They were able to communicate with the other anomalies with their brains as well as having limited control on their more mind defficient brother. This control kept the half animals from cannibalism of their fellow and from commiting suicide by bashing themselves agains't walls untill they died, which they were prown to do as part of their unimaginable rage and aggressiveness. On the transport ship taking them to the exile planet. The intelligent beasts soon found that if they tried togethor they could command one of the crew to let them out. They waited untill the ship had gone to far to call for help,and then they let out all the Skulls on the ship. The humans were quickly overrun by the much stronger and faster mutants and the intelligent monsters piloted the ship into deep space where they found a planet to build up an armada to one day challenge their Earthen brethren.

to be continued in the next chapter....

It was a fresh winter day. Sammy, a six year old, was playing at her pool. She was playing "somebody throw the diving stick and somebody else goes swimming for it as fast as they can." Unfortunately, they were not in the pool because it was adult swim. Also, the diving stick that she and her friend were using was a sour lemon popsicle. Her mother did not see her because she was sunbathing. In the "lemon popsicle game'' if you found the lemon popsicle, you got to lick it. Of course, it had been licked by many other little children and thrown onto the ground a few times first. ''Quite a strange weather pattern we have been having,'' Sammy stated. Her vocabulary was advanced for her age. ''Yeah. Me want pop-see-kil! Goo goo gaa gaa!'' replied her friend Teddy, who was not a bear. His vocabulary was awful for his age. ''Snow one day, sunshine the next. I wonder if this has anything to do with global warming?" Sammy was also very educated. In fact, she was smarter than her teachers. "Wha's goba warmy?'' asked Teddy, but Sammy was already lost in thought. ''Ooh, pop-see-kil!'' Teddy said, and he ran over to it, tripping on an ant. ''Eew! Yucky bug! Squishy squishy! Ha ha!'' he giggled, smooshing the ant into paste and then eating it. Unfortunately, this bug was carrying "mad ant disease,'' so Teddy got rabies. He was foaming at the mouth when Sammy saw him, and she knew what was wrong instantly. ''Hay-ya!'' she screamed, karate chopping Teddy on the head. He fell to the grass, knocked out. Sammy put the antidote, (another ant), in his mouth. Teddy got up, cured, and they all lived happily ever after. Except for the ants.

He walked over to the mirror and noticed that there was no reflection. He used his hand to wipe off the watery stuff but his hand went through the mirror and the hand pulled the rest of his body into the mirror. When he came out he saw a sign that said The House of Mirrors. He wondered if there was a way out. Because of his frustration he threw a penny onto the ground. Then he walked for a long time and then he noticed the same penny on the ground. He discovered that he had been walking in a circle. Again because of his frustration he threw a penny at one of the mirrors. And the penny went through the mirror. So he jumped into the mirror and he returned home again.

He started running and looked for Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli. Sam was running as hard as he can for about 8 hours until he gave up. Then came Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli from no where. Sam automatically told the situation."We didn't destroy the ring yet!" Sam yelled. The trio the noticed the situation and ran to Isengard. Orcs and urak-hais were multipling by the minute. Then Sam saw Saruman and started to laugh. Saruman had bows in his hair and wore a dress. Aragorn told Sam," Looks like he had some fun with the Love Balrog," and everyone started to laugh.

" I must build an airplane," said Arwen. She was stuck in Wiggleland. She tried building an airplane of her own but it was unsuccessful. Then she tried asking the Wiggles if they had an airplane. The Wiggles had one and said," Hop in everyone. Let's go on Wiggle Airlines." Soon they were flying in the air. This is my chance thought Arwen and she jumped out.

"Aragorn, let us get reinforcements!" yelled Sam. Soon they were int eh pink toyota again and driving to Gondor and Rohan. "Rohan will be at your service," said Gamdring. "Gondor will be with you to the end," said Faramir. Soon there was at least 1000 men on horseback riding to Isengard." This may be our last battle. You shall not fall back. Ride hard and don't stop until they are defeated. Ride now,RideNow Ride for the Ruin and the World's ending. DEATH!" yelled Aragorn. Everyone yelled back," DEATH!" "DEATH!""DEA!TH!" " Ride to Isengard. Forth Erolingas!" yelled Aragorn. "Charge!"

"I must make it, I must make it." Boing! " What happend?" asked Arwen. One of the Wiggles answered," You landed on Bounceland." "NOOOOOOOOO!"yelled Arwen. She was stuck there forever.

"Isengard is defeated," said a soldier. " Good!" said Aragorn. "And we have the ring. Who will destroy it?" "We all will," answered Aragorn.

What would happen if the they failled to destroy the ring? What if the hearts of men were weak again. Who knows.

To be continued...........

Please go to Vi the Assasin and tell me what you thing of my story.

Teletubbies

werewolves

Yeti
witches

graves

Boogie man

closet monkeys
dragons
dementors
trolls

dolls
goblins
gnomes
vampires

warlocks
zombies

the Stepford wives
Yu-Gi-Oh!
homework
the papparazzi

Barney
the Wiggles

Nessie the sea monster
elves
Michael Jackson

Gollum
Barbies

Gently fluttering
through the breeze
it quietly lands
on the color flowerbed
of marigolds and forget-me-nots
extending its delicate mouth
to sip nectar
from the dew dropped,
mellow flowers.

(You should read Jose the Dog Breeder(Volume 1) to follow up on the latest events.)

It was April 19th,

and it was the day of trial for Jose the dog breeder. In jail, he moved restlessly around in an angry state, whacking the chair and the bed as the cameras eyed Jose, and followed him around. Jose was angry at himself, not Mr. Finn, for the accident and the trial. It had been his fault that he was ever knocked away from the dogs, and that he had not tried to dodge the drunk driver's car. Not one person had thought it was Mr. Finn's fault, although Jose thought that it would have been a bit nicer if he hadn't put him on trial on such a beautiful day. Jose stepped into court at 2:00 p.m., in a nice dress suit and a bow tie that he had been allowed to fetch after his period in prison. At the judge's command, everyone stood up and the trial began.

The judge spoke, "This trial is based on the accident that had occured on April 12th, 2004, when Jose Gonzalez Jr. was knocked from Mr. Finn's dogs, the ones he was walking, and the dogs were 3 seconds later smushed by the car. The accusations are placed on Jose Gonzalez Jr., as he was the one who "walked" the dogs into the road." After a lot of talking and arguments, the agitated Jose was sentenced to 5 years of jail. Jose screamed as the policemna took him to the Mimbletonia Jail Center.

I looked down and saw my socks lying on top of a castle of dirty clothes. Cleaning your room really can be a bore sometimes, but at least I was almost done.
"Just wash the dirty clothes so you can finally see your blue carpet," was all my mom told me.
So from the top of the dresser, I stood, and dropped my last piece of laundry on top of my pile. With satisfaction in mind, I climbed down my dresser and looked up at my pile.
"Yes!" I whispered only for loudness of any kind would send my castle of dirty clothes tumbling down and drowning me.
"Wait," I thought, "my mom had said something else then just clean your room. She had told me to wash my clothes, too".
"Ugg," I said moderately loudly that sent a tremble down my castle.
"Larissa! Larissa!" came a voice through my window and I immedately knew it was my best friend, Lauren.
"What?" I shouted back through the window still eyeing my castle swaying, "Could you keep it down" I yelled.
She shrugged and said she had a surprise for me at her house and when I was done, to come over.
Oh great. The last surprise she had given me was her baby cousin who punched me so hard, I walked home with my hands dripping in blood covering my nose.
I threw all my clothes in one load and switched all the dials of the washer on.
"Yea. Done." I thought without thinking and ran to Lauren's house.
Coming back home that night, I smelled of raw eggs and butter. Lauren's mom had come home early from work to help us bake cookies but had to answer a conference call so left us alone with the ingredients. Bad idea on her part.
"1/3 cup of oil..."
"Oops. I just put the eggs in."
"Oh well...it all gets mixed up in your stomach anyway..."
We turned the egg-beater on and all our dough went flying. Running and slipping around, we had gotten batter, eggs, and butter in each ohers hair.
Tired, I remembered my laundry still needing to be dried and folded so I slowly trudged to the laundry room leaving a trail of egg whites begind me. I opened the washer, and to my surprise, everything in there was bright and colorful! I had forgotten to not mix the colors with the whites.
I was, of course, grounded for a week and forced to wear my most despised color everyday, pink.

I was into computers ever since I was a young boy. I loved creating websites, that was my hobby. The first website I ever made was an ok one. The address was www.allgames.com/devilboy.htm.  This is another one, it's called www.bballforboyz.com/devilboy.htm. But, by far the best one was www.animelovers.com/horacenelson99.htm.  All these websites were sucessful.  However, one day I saw a website on television. www.neverreturn.com My curiousity got the best of me. I went to the website, I disappeared along with 500 thousand other kids. No one ever knew what happened.

Up on stage
Everyone
staring
at me
in my
pink tutu
I leap
and fall
Oh no,
I'm rolling
towards the
edge of the stage
Zing!
I'm flying
tutu twirling
into the lap
of my
principal

constuction worker

Jose was happily

singing while he was walking Mr. Finn's dogs. The dogs were happily walking along with Jose. They were happy to be with Jose, for he was one of the best dog walkers in town. Suddenly, a car came by, knocking Jose away from the dogs. The dogs barked, ferociously screeching at the car which had just hit Jose down. Unexpectedly, the car came from out of nowhere to hit the dogs. The dogs lay as flat as pancakes on Maple Street. That night, when Jose told Mr. Finn the news, Mr. Finn screamed in rage, and yelled at Jose to get out of his house. His dogs were dead, and he was very angry. He could not overcome the loathing of Jose, that had walked his dogs onto the road. He sued him for that, and whacked him with a pan. He ordered Jose to fetch his dogs' bodies, and to never come back again. The newspaper next morning showed the death of Mr. Finn's dogs on the very first page, as the main story was postponed to the third page. Headlines buzzed everywhere about Mr. Finn's dogs' deaths, and interviewers ran in and out of Jose's and Mr. Finn's homes, trying to get them together for a big interview. Mr. Finn finally proposed that Jose be held on trial. The next day, Jose was arrested, and sent to Mimbletonia Courthouse.

Tomjack looked down and saw his sox. They had something inside. He got closer to them, but they smelled horrible. The stuff inside them was just sweat. They smelled so bad that Tomjack took out his flamethrower, and burned them. His hands were feeling very warm, so he took some ice in his hands. However, he was holding his flamethrower so some ice and water went inside the flamethrower's hole to shoot from. And you guessed it, the flamethrower exploded. Tojack was badly burned, and the house was slightly damaged. The lesson you should have learned is that Tomjack should have burned himself and killed himself, so then the sox wouldnt have been burned. And the house would not have been damaged. Who cares about Tomjack?

Orange is the color of
My older sister's platforms
It's the color of
my calico kitten's collar

Orange is
warm tangerines
squirting
in your mouth.
It is jealosy,
following
all that linger.

Orange is
a warm summer breeze
tickling
the necks of children

Orange is the very evil
fire
in your heart
It is a nightmare
Taunting the mind

Orange is
the smell of citrus
and
the taste of
love

Orange is
the very mist
inside your
S O U L

Orange is the color of Pride.

Step 1. Make sure you breathe. Congradulations! You're already doing something!

My dog ate it
I didn't feel like doing it
I didn't have time
I broke both of my legs
I forgot to take it home
A robber robbed my homework
I was sick
I passed out
I lost track of time
There was a fire at our house that burned my homework
There was an earthquake and I had to leave the home
There was a tornado and I barely escaped it
My homework flew away by the wind and into the sewer

Since paper was invented, people have tried to think of a way to keep their papers together. That is why the paper clip was invented. The paper clip is a metal clip that clips paper.

-Baseball games -Wallets -Glasses -Car keys -Cell phones -Library cards -Pens and pencils -Homework -Energy -Money -Teeth -Hair -Toys -Knowledge -Library Books -Credit cards -Mind -Temper -Control -Grades

One day, a long time ago, there lived a sock. The sock was a bounty hunter, and killed many people. One day my parents bought me these socks. Theses socks were the one that killed. These socks lasted for 4 years, without attacking. Then one dark and stormy night, the socks killed, me. It killed me as fast as a cheetah could run.

The End?

Green is the soft velvety grass beneeth my feet,
the lime popsicle cold and sour,
the crayon sitting on the table,
the leaf floating down to earth,
the slippery moss on the rock by the stream,
the feather of a malard sitting on the bank,
green is green.